Online Fun with my Lil Brother :)

This happened on a lazy work afternoon, while taking a break from my never ending blahjob. My little brother Shane has a habit of getting into weird rap battles, or typing battles, or throwing food battles...he met his match :)

darknesss: lets have a freestyle rap battle

darknesss: ready?

Baboon: ready

darknesss: WORD homie i am the orginal gangster the ornginal prankster, i am jew, but i can rap just like you

Baboon: LMFAO

Baboon: hahaha

darknesss: your face smells like the flu
darknesss: and given enough time it will look like YOU

darknesss: OOOOOOOOOH

Baboon: listen up homie g, im your girl yari...i aint no jew but i spit at you

Baboon: cuz u bring home ur rap and its sounds just like crap

Baboon: then u start with the face

Baboon: when urs is a disgrace
Baboon: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

darknesss: if your a pureto rican you proabley smell like chicken and you can't rap worth a crap because takes skills and not looking like a box of pills

darknesss: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Baboon: LMAO
Baboon: hahahaha

Baboon: dont be dissin on my spanish when ur lamer than a danish, that's been sittin in the sun, youre a rapper? you wish son! Now go back to yer hole with your FACE and giant mole.

artofdarknesss: LOL

darknesss: okay listen up hermana word up, you rap like a poltican gone corrpt, i know that makes no sense, but neither does your face looking like a fence

Baboon: werd up jewish holmes, you be talkin like a gnome, with its hat up his ass-battle me? i aint yer class. Broken fence?, youre face is dense. Step back lil man, cuz i openin a can.

darknesss: lol

darknesss: omg your good at this

darknesss: most people dont catch on

Baboon: u be battlin da best

darknesss: i think i ran out of steam, maybe you can get me running again if you know what i mean, your face is a carrot, and you talk like a parrot!

Baboon: Your FACE ran out of steam, like a hooker with a dream, best be smart and step down, i be dissin ya you clown, speakin of cracka birds, yer still the king of nerds!

darknesss: i aint stepping down from the crown, your mama was a hoe back in the day, when she rolled in the hay
darknesss: i may be a nerd but at least i am not a turd!

Baboon: OH so we messin with da mamas? yours smells like a llama, she got hit more than a keg, come on know you know she beg, so flush yerself you lil terd, dont be messin with mine werd!

darknesss: Oh hush your little mouth, you little pureto rican from the south, if you think your so good, your face looks like a pile of wood

Baboon: lil brotha dat was whack, like a hobo outta crack. i know im good, dont think to think, your face be lookin kinda pink? whatsa matta? need some watta? here your ass in a silver platta! woooooooo

darknesss: that made me laugh really loud, but at least my head isn't a fart cloud, i'll tell yo what is wack, you are good at this and thats a fact?

Baboon: its a fact, that you lack, what ya need, to succeed, nows da time, for muh rhyme, to let it clear yer not near, to my throne, here's a bone. silly hater, try me later!